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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:55
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
So they tried
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No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
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Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
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Next, they tried...
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
If you caught a shoplifter at your yard sale, how would you handle it?
No way
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Nuts and Butts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How often should you use red light therapy?
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
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So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Can you tell me something about yourself?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Colorado has now recorded 10 measles cases this year as airport outbreak grows - GazetteXtra
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
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